Yesterday, news broke that Antonio Rogerio Nogueira pulled out of his bout with Alexander Gustafsson just 5 days after it was announced by Dana White and the UFC. While it certainly didn’t take long for “Lil Nog” to withdraw from the fight, it took even less time for Chael Sonnen to begin the ripping.
Lil Nog: the only man who has 'no-showed' more times than Axl Rose.
He fights less than Ghandi
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He signs his contracts in disappearing ink
He gets hurt more than Johnny Knoxville
Too bad he can't list his profession as "Fight Avoider" on his tax return
Maybe Dos Santos can lend Lil Nog his heart while his face heals
He's the "Carmen Sandiego" of MMA
Instead of a contract, Joe Silva faxes him a Missing Person's Report
it's Halloween. Lil' Nog went as a FIGHTER
But he didn't fool anybody and got no candy
“The Gangster From West Linn” scores bonus points for referencing Carmen San Diego. Stay tuned to MMASucka.com for more on this situation as it develops.